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 Doh!  We've been 
          asking a silly question. Christianity isn't Pagan 
          in the sense that slathering priests drink babies' blood | 
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 "Was Christianity new and unique?" 
          What we've really been asking is, "Are 
          our ridiculous myths different 
          from everybody else's ridiculous myths."  
          The answer is No.  I don't know about you, but now that 
          I see it, the answer is so clear I can't believe I didn't 
          see it before.  And the original question seems 
          silly.  And 
          creepy. | 
| I'm not the first person to see it this way. Here's how Mrs. Crossan's little boy Johnny puts it: | Augustus came from a miraculous conception by the divine and human conjunction of [the God] Apollo and [his mother] Atia. How does the historian respond to that story? Are there any who take it literally?... That divergence raises an ethical problem for me. Either all such divine conceptions, from Alexander to Augusts and from the Christ to the Buddha, should be accepted literally and miraculously or al of them should be accepted metaphorically and theologically. It is not morally acceptable to say directly and openly that our story is truth but yours is myth; ours is history but yours is a lie. It is even less morally acceptable to say that indirectly and covertly by manufacturing defensive or protective strategies that apply only to one's own story. John Crosssan, The Birth of Christianity, 1998, pg 28 - 29. | 
| 'Atta boy Johnny. | 
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